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Penguin, James Penguin ~


Well the reindeer pull the sleigh
And the elves make the toys
Those are the stories that
are well known to all
Little girls and boys

But I've got another story
That I bet you haven't heard
Did you know that Santa
Has a secret agent bird

He's Penguin, James Penguin
That dapper little guy
Like a well dressed duck
in a three piece tux
He's Santa's secret spy

Have you ever wondered
How Santa keeps tabs
How he knows when
you've been good
How he knows when
you've been bad


From an undisclosed
location
He's watching
me and you
He's got satellite uplinks
in his cufflinks
Yeah he sees
everything you do


Not so very long ago
Santa didn't need
much help
But with more and
more kids every year
He soon got
overwhelmed
He told the elves
one Christmas
We can't do
this anymore
Then a knight in
shining polyester
Waddled through
his door

And it was Penguin,
James Penguin
He was there to
save the day
He had wireless
And GPS outfitted
on the sleigh

And Santa
said Penguin
Won't you be my
ears and eyes
How'd you like to
help me run
My SCFBI

He's Penguin,
James Penguin
And now I guess
you've heard
How Santa got
his little Christmas
Secret Agent Bird


~Brad Paisley~

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